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The following secrets have been in the Guy Code for GENERATIONS. These are the treasured secrets that women want to know about their man. Why are guys the way guys are? What's the matter with their brains? Why do women with big boobs attract every man within a 1,500 mile radius? Are they idiots...or just attracted to the gravitational pull of silicon?

This is the secret that we, the 'guys' of the world, have held from you 'girls' for thousands and thousands of years. You think that it may have something to do with nature, but in reality it is a training program that goes back to our father's, father's, father...and then some.

Starting out when we're six years old, a camping trip, or some other male bonding activity happens between a father and son. Cherished generational wisdom is passed down male to male during these meetings where no women are allowed.

Things like:
'How to gain control of the TV remote'
'Ways to answer important questions with grunts'
'Acting stupid, very smart'
and of course
'Why you should NEVER argue with a pregnant woman'